Saturday, September 12, 2009

His friends call him Shep

Meet Julius.
















Short for Julius Andreas.  Short for Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov. 

Short for Total Badass.

Not content to settle with his birth name of Andreas Jankov, this bus driver and apparent film fan decided his moniker could use some sprucing up.  So he treated himself to a few extra handles.

"I wanted to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like," said Julius, via the Norwegian Web site VG Nett (via Huffpost).  "I wanted to see how far I could take it with respect to the number of names.  I started thinking about this three years ago and it was approved in January this year."

I took the original Norwegian article and ran it through one of those Babelfish-esque instant translators.  It takes more than a few leaps of linguistic faith to decipher, but that only adds to the overall hilarity.  The final paragraph is especially beautiful.

VG Neat Møt July Other Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar Jankov (30). VG Neat følgerUtrolige affair RSSLag din own RSSOm bussjåføren at Oppegård has Norway farthest appellation know no matter , but he has doubtless a at country mainly creative.

I savage demonstrate that facts goes an to be serious and at the same get appellation they likes , say July Other Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar Jankov at VG Nett.Filmentusiasten set one's mind on to alternation appellation already for three year afterwards after that radiovert and comedian Espen Thoresen changed appellation at Espen Thoresen Hværsaagod -Takkskalduha.Har you a appellation as am anymore?

The tips us! Elastic strikkenMens førstnevnte altered appellation to challenge it new navneloven , savage July Other Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar Jankov ( breath ) check how a good many appellation he getting law at to have. I savage see how far facts stepped an to elastic knit in relations number appellation. I began to contemplate this for three year afterwards and getting consent approved in January this year , say åringen , as a prior only stayed famous as Other Jankov.Pass and bankkortSå by far hasn't facts high appellation was bidding at big difficulties , but a few rare glance åringen has generated her both pass and bank account , but entire appellation has he no matter accommodation til.I matched am Highlander drop. Do be about I had with the have got to facts been a surname , say Jankov.

Movie and apeHan narrator that navnevalget am accurately gjennomtenkt.Alle they 7 new names , except one July , am fetched at filmverdenen. I grasped July after the monkey July in Kristiansand dyrepark. He am bump , finds at a good deal of rampestreker , and am at the same a awfully able kunstner.Etter that he sto forward in Østlandets blade last summer has also dyreparken typed about åringen as has dial-up herself after Norgeshistoriens greatest apekjendis.Det optical Jankov am stas.

I've been down and sett at July now and then , narrator he. A bit Gimli and a bit McGyver - Gimli am at Halos master. He am mine favorittkarakter in the movies , and demonstrate that if you have set one's mind on any do be about they maintain away. Arn am at Jan Guillous books , as also am filmatisert.

I senses it is the any Scandinavian above facts. Again demonstrate Arn medmenneskelighet facing other no matter what a religion and civilization they have , say bussjåføren , as also am a agog rollespiller. What medMacGyver? He has bump Switzerland , and again a no matter - forcible means attitude.

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I'm tempted to add a few extra lines to my hancock now.  Any suggestions?

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