Thursday, September 10, 2009

Legacy of a Lion

May 12, 2009

Dear Mr. President,

I wanted to write a few final words to you to express my gratitude for your repeated personal kindnesses to me – and one last time, to salute your leadership in giving our country back its future and its truth.

On a personal level, you and Michelle reached out to Vicki, to our family and me in so many different ways.

You helped to make these difficult months a happy time in my life.

You also made it a time of hope for me and for our country.

When I thought of all the years, all the battles, and all the memories of my long public life, I felt confident in these closing days that while I will not be there when it happens, you will be the President who at long last signs into law the health care reform that is the great unfinished business of our society. For me, this cause stretched across decades; it has been disappointed, but never finally defeated. It was the cause of my life.

And in the past year, the prospect of victory sustained me-and the work of achieving it summoned my energy and determination.

There will be struggles – there always have been – and they are already underway again. But as we moved forward in these months, I learned that you will not yield to calls to retreat - that you will stay with the cause until it is won. I saw your conviction that the time is now and witnessed your unwavering commitment and understanding that health care is a decisive issue for our future prosperity. But you have also reminded all of us that it concerns more than material things; that what we face is above all a moral issue; that at stake are not just the details of policy, but fundamental principles of social justice and the character of our country.

And so because of your vision and resolve, I came to believe that soon, very soon, affordable health coverage will be available to all, in an America where the state of a family’s health will never again depend on the amount of a family’s wealth. And while I will not see the victory, I was able to look forward and know that we will – yes, we will – fulfill the promise of health care in America as a right and not a privilege.

In closing, let me say again how proud I was to be part of your campaign- and proud as well to play a part in the early months of a new era of high purpose and achievement. I entered public life with a young President who inspired a generation and the world. It gives me great hope that as I leave, another young President inspires another generation and once more on America’s behalf inspires the entire world.

So, I wrote this to thank you one last time as a friend- and to stand with you one last time for change and the America we can become.

At the Denver Convention where you were nominated, I said the dream lives on.

And I finished this letter with unshakable faith that the dream will be fulfilled for this generation, and preserved and enlarged for generations to come.

With deep respect and abiding affection,


[Ted]

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I'm having a hard time coming up with something clever about cheese to use as my title.

In a supreme display of willpower, I will refrain from reposting President Obama’s badass health care speech tonight. I will not call heckler Joe Wilson a silly douchewagon who should be booted off of the Hill. I will not agree with Rachel Maddow’s statement that the latter part of the president’s speech was one of the most articulate defenses of Liberalism that have come out of a politician’s mouth. I will stray from the bombshell that is the late Senator Teddy Kennedy’s final letter to Obama.

Instead, I will write about cheese.

Farmer’s cheese, to be exact. NPR’s “Weekday” host Steve Scher had a guest on yesterday who casually mentioned a really easy recipe for homemade farmer’s cheese. I’m a decent cook I suppose, however I tend to avoid the more complex culinary endeavors. Yet this recipe sounded deceptively simple. And really, wouldn’t it be great to brag about making my own cheese? So I decided to give it a shot.

This morning I walked down the hill to the Haggen and picked up the necessary ingredients:
One gallon of milk
One lemon
One jalapeño pepper
Fresh oregano
A pinch of salt

(The jalepeno and oregano were last-minute additions I thought would go well.)

Basically, the woman on the radio said to boil the milk, add the lemon juice, drain with cheesecloth, and viola! Cheese! So, after getting everything ready

I put the jalepenos and oregano in with the milk


and heated everything on medium heat until it boiled (stirring often).
Having never made cheese, I wasn’t sure what to expect when I added lemon juice into the mixture. It was actually pretty cool, though. The milk curdled right away. It reminded me of the “cement mixer” shots you always buy for someone on their 21st birthday.

I let it sit for a few minutes, killing time by playing a sweet game (which I can't seem to embed properly, so here's the link instead)and then poured the now separated curds and whey (I think it’s whey, isn’t it?)


 
into a colander laced with cheesecloth.
After it had sufficiently dried, I sampled it. Not bad. I was afraid it was going to turn out terrible. But to be honest, it was a little bland. Next time maybe I’ll add a little more salt or something.

All in all, I’m tremendously proud of my achievement. Tomorrow I think I’ll melt sand into a glass orb, or something equally impressive.  And incomprehensibly boring.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The Beck Effect

God I love this town.



So last week Bud Norris, mayor of Mount Vernon, Washington (about thirty miles south of Bellingham) made national headlines by offering to present a key to the city to none other than… Glenn Beck.

No, seriously. As surreal as it sounds, I’m not making this up. Glenn Beck will be awarded a key to the city of Mount Vernon by Norris on the 26th of this month. Norris has also proclaimed September 26th “Glenn Beck Day.”

“Well, Glenn Beck is a person I’ve known for a long time, but I want to recognize him for what he’s achieved in his professional life,” Norris told NPR Seattle affiliate KUOW’s Ross Reynolds in an interview last week. “Starting out here in a fairly rural portion of the state, he’s worked very hard since he was fifteen years old and now he’s a nationally recognized figure in radio and TV broadcasting, as an entertainer, commentator, whatever you’d like to label him as.”

I can think of several choice words that would accurately characterize Beck, but none of them are “entertainer” or “commentator.”

As you might imagine, Norris’ decision hasn’t gone over too well with many Mount Vernon residents. TV station KING 5 in Seattle sent a film crew to Mount Vernon and got some footage of a lively anti-Beck protest orchestrated by the Young Democrats of Skagit Valley. "That success is built off a lot of ridiculous and hateful and divisive language,” the YDSD president told KING 5’s Meg Coyle. “We feel that as a non-partisan position, the mayor should not be endorsing that at all."

How does the mayor respond to charges of partisan endorsement? (Again, I feel I should say I’m not making this up.) He disagrees. You see, his choice to honor Beck isn’t partisan at all, as Beck has never actually declared any party affiliation. Strangely, Mayor Norris wasn’t struck by lightning immediately after giving his explanation.

It should be noted that the decision to award a key to the city rests solely on Norris’ shoulders. The Skagit County Herald reports that there’s nothing Mount Vernon city council members can do to stop the mayor from giving the key to whomever he wants. But as a form of protest, six of the seven council members will not be in attendance for the ceremony.

Pretty damn weird and ridiculous, right? But here’s where it gets awesome: In his excellent politics blog, Bellingham Herald reporter Sam Taylor posted a copy of a letter from Bellingham mayor Dan Pike, addressed to one Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show.” And why would Mayor Pike be sending Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” a letter? Why, to invite him to accept a key to the city of Bellingham, of course!

Here’s a cut and paste of Pike’s letter, directly from Sam’s blog:

September 4, 2009


Jon Stewart
c/o The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
733 11th Avenue
New York, NY 10019-5051


Dear Mr. Stewart and Daily Show Producers:

 
My name is Dan Pike, and I am the Mayor of Bellingham, Washington. I also went to Lawrence High School, Jon Stewart’s alma mater, a few years ahead of him (Class of 1975), though I never knew him and doubt he ever knew me.

I am writing because I am currently the Mayor of Bellingham, Washington, a community of about 80,000 between Vancouver, BC and Seattle, WA. The next city south of us on I-5, Mount Vernon (pop. 30,000), has just announced they are giving the keys to that city to Glenn Beck, a native son. The news got me to thinking that if they could give Beck a key simply for being born there, perhaps Bellingham could provide a key to Mr. Stewart for the better reasons of providing cogent yet comedic analysis of news events and personalities on a daily basis, as well as being an alumnus of the same high school as Bellingham’s Mayor. I was particularly moved and informed by the Daily Show’s recent analysis of the evolution of Glenn Beck’s feelings about the US healthcare system over the past couple of years.

We are bigger and better than Mount Vernon, and so are interested in a bigger, better star to receive our key. As an added bonus, should Mr. Stewart accept, we would try to track down Stephen, the eagle from the Colbert Report who frequently lives in our county, so Jon could have a personal sighting. If Mr. Colbert would like to receive a key to Bellingham, too, he is also welcome. If Mr. Stewart cannot come to Bellingham to accept, perhaps I could deliver it at some time in the months ahead, when I come to Lawrenceville to visit my mother.

While this is a joke of sorts, intended as a counterpoint to the Beck event in Mount Vernon, the offer is serious.

I may be contacted through my office at (360) 778-8100, on my cell phone at (redacted), or via email at dpike@cob.org.


Thanks for your consideration; keep up the great work!
Dan Pike,

Mayor

City of Bellingham, Washington


Suck it, Glenn Beck! Who cares about a piddling key from Mount Vernon, when our boy Stewart’s been offered the key to the City of Subdued Excitement! Bellingham for the win!

No word yet as to whether Stewart will actually take up the offer. The odds… aren’t great that Jon would be willing to travel across the country just to make a fool of someone who does a decent job of that already on a fairly regular basis. But I love the fact that Pike offered, and would actually do it if Stewart agreed. What glorious egg it would be, smeared all over Glenn Beck’s maniacal little face. Cross your fingers, everybody.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Full text of President Obama's back to school speech

I heard if you read it backward it syncs up with "Dark Side of the Moon" AND summons the ghost of Joe Stalin:

Hello everyone - how's everybody doing today? I'm here with students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia. And we've got students tuning in from all across America, kindergarten through twelfth grade. I'm glad you all could join us today.
I know that for many of you, today is the first day of school. And for those of you in kindergarten, or starting middle or high school, it's your first day in a new school, so it's understandable if you're a little nervous. I imagine there are some seniors out there who are feeling pretty good right now, with just one more year to go. And no matter what grade you're in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could've stayed in bed just a little longer this morning.
I know that feeling. When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn't have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school. So she decided to teach me extra lessons herself, Monday through Friday - at 4:30 in the morning.
Now I wasn't too happy about getting up that early. A lot of times, I'd fall asleep right there at the kitchen table. But whenever I'd complain, my mother would just give me one of those looks and say, "This is no picnic for me either, buster."
So I know some of you are still adjusting to being back at school. But I'm here today because I have something important to discuss with you. I'm here because I want to talk with you about your education and what's expected of all of you in this new school year.
Now I've given a lot of speeches about education. And I've talked a lot about responsibility.

I've talked about your teachers' responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn.
I've talked about your parents' responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don't spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.
I've talked a lot about your government's responsibility for setting high standards, supporting teachers and principals, and turning around schools that aren't working where students aren't getting the opportunities they deserve.
But at the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world - and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.
And that's what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself.
Every single one of you has something you're good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That's the opportunity an education can provide.
Maybe you could be a good writer - maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper - but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor - maybe even good enough to come up with the next iPhone or a new medicine or vaccine - but you might not know it until you do a project for your science class. Maybe you could be a mayor or a Senator or a Supreme Court Justice, but you might not know that until you join student government or the debate team.

And no matter what you want to do with your life - I guarantee that you'll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military? You're going to need a good education for every single one of those careers. You can't drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You've got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.
And this isn't just important for your own life and your own future. What you make of your education will decide nothing less than the future of this country. What you're learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future.
You'll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment. You'll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free. You'll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs and boost our economy.
We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems. If you don't do that - if you quit on school - you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country.
Now I know it's not always easy to do well in school. I know a lot of you have challenges in your lives right now that can make it hard to focus on your schoolwork.
I get it. I know what that's like. My father left my family when I was two years old, and I was raised by a single mother who struggled at times to pay the bills and wasn't always able to give us things the other kids had. There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn't fit in.
So I wasn't always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I'm not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have. And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse.
But I was fortunate. I got a lot of second chances and had the opportunity to go to college, and law school, and follow my dreams. My wife, our First Lady Michelle Obama, has a similar story. Neither of her parents had gone to college, and they didn't have much. But they worked hard, and she worked hard, so that she could go to the best schools in this country.
Some of you might not have those advantages. Maybe you don't have adults in your life who give you the support that you need. Maybe someone in your family has lost their job, and there's not enough money to go around. Maybe you live in a neighborhood where you don't feel safe, or have friends who are pressuring you to do things you know aren't right.
But at the end of the day, the circumstances of your life - what you look like, where you come from, how much money you have, what you've got going on at home - that's no excuse for neglecting your homework or having a bad attitude. That's no excuse for talking back to your teacher, or cutting class, or dropping out of school. That's no excuse for not trying.
Where you are right now doesn't have to determine where you'll end up. No one's written your destiny for you. Here in America, you write your own destiny. You make your own future.

That's what young people like you are doing every day, all across America.
Young people like Jazmin Perez, from Roma, Texas. Jazmin didn't speak English when she first started school. Hardly anyone in her hometown went to college, and neither of her parents had gone either. But she worked hard, earned good grades, got a scholarship to Brown University, and is now in graduate school, studying public health, on her way to being Dr. Jazmin Perez.

I'm thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who's fought brain cancer since he was three. He's endured all sorts of treatments and surgeries, one of which affected his memory, so it took him much longer - hundreds of extra hours - to do his schoolwork. But he never fell behind, and he's headed to college this fall.
And then there's Shantell Steve, from my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Even when bouncing from foster home to foster home in the toughest neighborhoods, she managed to get a job at a local health center; start a program to keep young people out of gangs; and she's on track to graduate high school with honors and go on to college.
Jazmin, Andoni and Shantell aren't any different from any of you. They faced challenges in their lives just like you do. But they refused to give up. They chose to take responsibility for their education and set goals for themselves. And I expect all of you to do the same.
That's why today, I'm calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education - and to do everything you can to meet them. Your goal can be something as simple as doing all your homework, paying attention in class, or spending time each day reading a book. Maybe you'll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community. Maybe you'll decide to stand up for kids who are being teased or bullied because of who they are or how they look, because you believe, like I do, that all kids deserve a safe environment to study and learn. Maybe you'll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you'll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don't feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter.

Whatever you resolve to do, I want you to commit to it. I want you to really work at it.
I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work -- that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you're not going to be any of those things.
But the truth is, being successful is hard. You won't love every subject you study. You won't click with every teacher. Not every homework assignment will seem completely relevant to your life right this minute. And you won't necessarily succeed at everything the first time you try.
That's OK. Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who've had the most failures. JK Rowling's first Harry Potter book was rejected twelve times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team, and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career. But he once said, "I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
These people succeeded because they understand that you can't let your failures define you - you have to let them teach you. You have to let them show you what to do differently next time. If you get in trouble, that doesn't mean you're a troublemaker, it means you need to try harder to behave. If you get a bad grade, that doesn't mean you're stupid, it just means you need to spend more time studying.
No one's born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work. You're not a varsity athlete the first time you play a new sport. You don't hit every note the first time you sing a song. You've got to practice. It's the same with your schoolwork. You might have to do a math problem a few times before you get it right, or read something a few times before you understand it, or do a few drafts of a paper before it's good enough to hand in.
Don't be afraid to ask questions. Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day. Asking for help isn't a sign of weakness, it's a sign of strength. It shows you have the courage to admit when you don't know something, and to learn something new. So find an adult you trust - a parent, grandparent or teacher; a coach or counselor - and ask them to help you stay on track to meet your goals.
And even when you're struggling, even when you're discouraged, and you feel like other people have given up on you - don't ever give up on yourself. Because when you give up on yourself, you give up on your country.
The story of America isn't about people who quit when things got tough. It's about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best.
It's the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and found this nation. Students who sat where you sit 75 years ago who overcame a Depression and won a world war; who fought for civil rights and put a man on the moon. Students who sat where you sit 20 years ago who founded Google, Twitter and Facebook and changed the way we communicate with each other.
So today, I want to ask you, what's your contribution going to be? What problems are you going to solve? What discoveries will you make? What will a president who comes here in twenty or fifty or one hundred years say about what all of you did for this country?
Your families, your teachers, and I are doing everything we can to make sure you have the education you need to answer these questions. I'm working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you've got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don't let us down - don't let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it.
Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Steve Almond on writing, teaching, etc.

Writer and essayist Steve Almond participated in an hour-long interview with Future Tense Books micro-publisher Kevin Sampsell while at this year's Tin House Summer Writers Workshop.  Writers' Dojo has released the first two installments of what I assume (and hope) will be a six-part interview.

In part one Almond discusses his current role as an educator, how he's currently getting by, his brief stint as a "chew toy" to the Right, and what that brief political infamy ultimately cost him.



Part two gives us a glimpse of what Almond's been working on lately, his experiments with flash fiction, and the new form some of his advice on writing has taken.


Steve Almond's easily my favorite contemporary fiction writer.  His pieces are often simultaneously hilarious and heartbreaking.  His stuff was hugely influencal to my own (long-lost) style of fiction writing.  If you're looking for a great collection of short stories, you can't go wrong with "My Life in Heavy Metal."  His latest collection of essays and rants, "Not that You Asked," provide his own unique insight into a variety of topics, including Lobster Pad Thai, the downside of the Red Sox finally getting their shit straight, and (of course) his own painfully awkward adolescent sex life.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

A Handful of Quotes

November 14, 1988:


“Today, to a degree never before seen in human history, one nation, the United States, has become the model to be followed and imitated by the rest of the world. But America's world leadership goes well beyond the tide toward democracy. We also find that more countries than ever before are following America's revolutionary economic message of free enterprise, low taxes, and open world trade. These days, whenever I see foreign leaders, they tell me about their plans for reducing taxes, and other economic reforms that they are using, copying what we have done here in our country.”

“I wonder if they realize that this vision of economic freedom, the freedom to work, to create and produce, to own and use property without the interference of the state, was central to the American Revolution, when the American colonists rebelled against a whole web of economic restrictions, taxes and barriers to free trade. The message at the Boston Tea Party -- have you studied yet in history about the Boston Tea Party, where because of a tax they went down and dumped the tea in the Harbor. Well, that was America's original tax revolt, and it was the fruits of our labor -- it belonged to us and not to the state. And that truth is fundamental to both liberty and prosperity.”

QUESTION: “My name is Cam Fitzie and I'm from St. Agnes School in Alexandria, Virginia. I was wondering if you think that it is possible to decrease the national debt without raising the taxes of the public?”

ANSWER: “I do. That's a big argument that's going on in government and I definitely believe it is because one of the principle reasons that we were able to get the economy back on track and create those new jobs and all was we cut the taxes, we reduced them. Because you see, the taxes can be such a penalty on people that there's no incentive for them to prosper and to earn more and so forth because they have to give so much to the government. And what we have found is that at the lower rates the government gets more revenue, there are more people paying taxes because there are more people with jobs and there are more people willing to earn more money because they get to keep a bigger share of it, so today, we're getting more revenue at the lower rates than we were at the higher. And do you know something? I studied economics in college when I was young and I learned there about a man named Ibn Khaldun, who lived 1200 years ago in Egypt. And 1200 years ago he said, in the beginning of the empire, the rates were low, the tax rates were low, but the revenue was great. He said in the end of empire, when the empire was collapsing, the rates were great and the revenue was low.”

--Excerpts from an address and Q&A session given to school children by President Ronald Regan



October 1, 1991:

“Block out the kids who think it's not cool to be smart. I can't understand for the life of me what's so great about being stupid. If someone goofs off today, are they cool? Are they still cool years from now when they're stuck in a dead-end job? Don't let peer pressure stand between you and your dreams.”

“Let me leave you with a simple message: Every time you walk through that classroom door, make it your mission to get a good education. Don't do it just because your parents, or even the President, tells you. Do it for yourselves. Do it for your future. And while you're at it, help a little brother or sister to learn, or maybe even Mom or Dad. Let me know how you're doing. Write me a letter -- and I'm serious about this one -- write me a letter about ways you can help us achieve our goals. I think you know the address.”

--Excerpts from an address given to school children by President George H.W. Bush



I guess it's only propaganda and indoctrination if you're black.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Tintin fever

At the comic book shop the other day I was shocked to find a book called "Tintin and the Alph-Art."  "Alph-Art" was the title of legendary comic book writer Hergé's final Tintin story, incomplete at the time of his death in 1983.  All that existed of "Alph-Art," as I understood it, was a collection notes and scribbles, a rough and unfinished outline and some basic sketches.  I'm happy to say I was misinformed.

In 2004 Tintin publisher Little, Brown released Hergé's lost final adventure.  The story is indeed incomplete, but it's much more cohesive and elaborate than I'd believed.  Accompanied with recently recovered sketches and page breakdowns, this is undeniably a Tintin story.

Needless to say I bought the book and spent the rest of the day pouring over it.  "Alph-Art" has reawakened my love of all things Tintin.  I've since been scouring the internet to find the animated series, and I've also begun rereading some of the earlier Hergé works.

"Alph-Art" has also got me stoked about the Tintin movie currently in the works, "The Adventures of Tintin:  The Secret of the Unicorn."  IMDB lists the film as in post-production, with a release date of... December, 2011.  Which is an absurd amount of time for friggin' post-production!  This one's directe by Steven Spielburg, and the unnamed sequel is apparently going to be directed by Peter Jackson.

Here's a look at some of the cast:

Tintin/Jamie Bell













Captain Haddock/Andy Serkis

















Thompson & Thomson/Simon Pegg & Nick Frost

Red Rackham/Daniel Craig
If you've never red Tintin, I can't recommend the series enough.  These were the first comic books I'd ever read as a kid, and they've remained some of my absolute favorites.