Has full-frontal hugging become such a moral epidemic that Evengelicals have deemed it necessary to develop a soul-saving counter-maneuver? Has physical interaction become such a taboo that the Christian Side Hug (or CSH, as the brainwashed kids call it) sounds like a viable alternative to something as joyous and harmless as giving or recieving a hug?
Step 1: CSH
Step 2: Ladies, break out the burkas and walk at least ten feet behind all male companions while in public.
